Breaking News

Ronald Feeling Unwell:

Some of you may not be aware but Ronald, the Bonobo who has served in our print room for nearly eighty years, has sadly passed away. He was discovered last night, dead at his terminal. An investigation has shown that he left us peacefully on the 3rd July 1943. The remains have been scooped up and sent to his family.

New Face at the Press:

Following the tragic death of Ronald (see above story), the Press is pleased to announce his successor. Iain joins us from his previous role as a seat-filler and full time somebody. We at the Press are very excited to have him on board, and look forward to having him make tea for us.

A Magnificent Festering is here!!?!:

Yes, the long wait is finally over!! Ethel Letch is has finished!!! Her brillant new novel has been printed, bound, and gagged here at the Press!!!! Read extracts of this masterwork right here!!!!!